They say happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered when it fell from the sky
The broken pieces showered on everyone
and people began to pick them up
Some collected more
Others found less
No one could find all the pieces
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present
the prettiest and hippest dance troupe
According to February's Forrick Report
the earnings before tax is ￡23 million
The net worth is ￡1.137 billion
Kamy?
According to the fund manager, they says the growth is positive
Thank you
How's the Macau project?
Mr. Ho wants to dine with you in Macau
Hold that. Don't want others to start thinking
What?
I'm in control of my cholesterol
Your report is back from Cambridge
Your testosterone level is abnormally high
So you're aggressive, confident and astute
- Thank you - But peanuts will affect your testosterone
What are you saying?
Peanuts are no good for penis
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Cut it down
Let him torture himself.
He's single
Do you have loads of girlfriends?
My wife has drunk too much again
I won
You have to drink like that when you win?
Don't tell Milan
Or I'll dead
OK
- Uncle - What is it, Milan?
Women are still crazy about you
Why do you still put up with Auntie?
Because your Auntie is smart
She put up with my philandering first
I had my fun
now it's my pay up time
You never thought of dumping her?
I screwed around when I was young
She married me despite her 34D figure
because I promised her
I'd never divorce her...
once we got married
Why?
A man must keep his word
What a man
If other women find out
they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk
They better not
Or I'll have to donate half of my liver
You're cool, man
I'd kill for a husband like you
Your present for Mid-Autumn Festival
You're both excused from dinner with me
Thanks
All bosses are delusional
Who says I'm having dinner with you?
A friend of mine who's around 40
was found dead...
after he pissed off his boss
Such a lonely death
Is that what you want?
Don't say that on a day like this
Can't take ajoke?
This is for you
What is it? A bonus?
Not in your life
Take a look
Oh my God
A blind date for Mid-Autumn?
You must...
score tonight, OK?
- Don't be a smart ass - What?
It's already passe
You're kidding
Those women have a check list
- So do we - Right
You check them off like they're dim sum
Don't bother, he already did that for you
Human ATM
Category: Sucker
Congratulations, sucker
- Wait - What?
Is this employee benefit, Boss?
- Perhaps - What about me?
You'll get it
It's coming
Really?
- Just a minute - I'll wait for you then
But he's up to no good
Fine. Don't go tonight
- Dollar? - Dollar? It's Milan
Want me to fill in again?
Everyone has plans but you're a workaholic
Someone like me deserves triple pay
- Is that OK? - OK
- Miss Kwok - Yes
Mr. Ching...
- left something for you - OK
This way, please
Listen,
our boss Sam Ching just checked in
The jerk who bought the theatre
and plans to take out...
the whole block?
Hush. I can't save you if they hear you
So what?
Don't mess with him. He has a ghost eye
that can see right through your heart
My heart?
He's after my chest
Just watch it.
I will
What is this?
Nothing. I'm just hoping
you'll score with Joseph tonight
Score my ass
If you didn't give him a tight schedule
he would've given you a wonder bra set
Exactly
Do all men...
only care about boobs?
Honestly, a man who appreciates you
won't care about your boobs
I had this altered twice, it should fit
Perfect
Think no more
Take Joseph to bed. Don't let Sam down
That's right
I repeat, a man who appreciates you
won't care about your boobs
Because I have no boobs
- you never treat me like a woman - Is she pissed?
I might not do that, but I take care of you
I'm not an abandoned pet. I don't need that
I have Joseph
Oops, just missed
- Take one of me - OK. Come on
I have Joseph
Splitting image
Why not?
Mr. Ma
Miss Fok
- Have some tea - Thank you
A chauffeur is nobody
Pardon my honesty
It's miserable to seek the wrong things
I'm just a chauffeur with some say
That shows...
you're no ordinary chauffeur
- Have some tea - Thanks
What's the matter?
Nothing
So?
Nothing, let's go
Sir, a VIP guest is coming
We must check all the bulbs and wires
I'm filling in for my friend
I must keep my word
Good for you
Carry on
Do a good job
- Thank you - Don't mention it
- Have a nice day - Thank you very much
Bank wins
That's not fair. You won't let me win
You placed your own bets
But this is truly a shitty hand
I'll go with the player again
Why must you ram against the wall?
I've got to see this
Please
I know he's good looking
but where's your professionalism?
Deal, lady. You took the money
Sit down
I will follow him
Miss
We're here to invest in hope
Don't mess up the pace
True, our hope is in your hands
Deal, gorgeous
Yes, deal, gorgeous
King is good
Player 6
Bank 3
That's OK, it's only a 3
- Bank draws - Only a 3
Picture...
- 7. Bank wins - Lost by that much
Damn
Bye
You're the croupier, not the bouncer
Don't be greedy, sir
Loan sharks...
Iook for people like you
who consider themselves gods of gamblers
How about I report you...
for lecturing me?
I believe a good deed is never lost
I'm actually her aunt, handsome
This is a little family gathering
You believe a good deed...
is never lost?
Trust is a high-risk investment
Really?
If I file a complaint,
you're dead
Understand?
If you do that,
- I'm dead - Why?
She's all bark and no bite
She's already moonlighting as a dancer
If she loses this job
She'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof
That's killing 2 lookers...
in one go. It's a tragedy
If you're broke, go that way
You're sending me to the loan sharks?
To the shuttle bus that goes to the pier
You think that's funny?
I will file a complaint. What's your name?
Let me see your name. Show me
Milan Sit
Milan Sit, right?
I'll report you. Manager
- Handsome - Manager
- We'll go for a massage - I'll report you,
- damn it - Let off some steam
Repentance is salvation
Shut up
Get a massage
Have you read the employee manual?
No work outside of maintenance hours
You want a warning letter?
What?
Take the mask off. What are you, Batman?
Watch your manners
I'm sorry, little bro.
Did I hit you, little bro?
Little bro?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Who let you work here?
I'm sorry, Miss
Off you go
Did you forget your key, Miss?
You need any help?
What are you doing?
It's easy to catch a cold going barefoot
I'm a clerk from Panyu
without much formal schooling
Mom said I was lucky to get married
Who'd guess I'd get a divorce
and have a daughter
As a mother, I must think of my daughter
My only wish is for someone to accept her
Here's to you
- Hey - What's up?
Why didn't you tell me?
Why should I?
Does it matter?
What matters is you like this woman
If you don't, suit yourself
Just take me for a nosy bastard
- Hey - What?
This is so irresponsible
- I'm irresponsible? - You bet
Come... sit down
I'm telling you
That look on your face
told me I found you the right girl, right?
You're embarrassing Miss Fok
You know what that means?
Of course I know what that means
I found you a girlfriend
You're turned off by her daughter
You don't dig her, why care how she feels?
Forget it
I'm counting on you
Joseph
Tonight is a big night, I need you here
Really?
My favorite wine
Cheers
Don't be too surprised afterwards
Surprised? Why?
Because you're too rational
Even though we talk about everything
You may not know what I really want
Of course not. I know everything
I have a surprise for you too
I want to get married
Great
Baby
Hi
Baby
Baby?
This is my buddy
Buddy?
I have wanted to tell you
If you saw Baby,
you'd think I'm not serious
Because he thinks we're very much alike
Except
I'm 10 years younger than you
He's worried you'd think he's infatuated
Then he should've picked me
I know
Your strong arms will be there for me
Come
- Cheers - Cheers
Where is Milan Sit?
This is a baccarat table
not for the missing
You scared me to death
Why are you on the street? You crazy?
I...
The loan sharks are after you?
No
Today is Mid-Autumn, I...
I want to...
Borrow money?
That's like pushing you off the roof
I got no cash but I'll take you to the pier
Listen up, OK?
You don't want to? Forget it
Hop on
If I hadn't been waiting for you
I'd be your Baby and not your Buddy
No boobs, no feel
Now I have no boobs
you're dismissed
Bye
Go help someone else
Bye
Don't forget to write
You again?
You know what time it is?
Stop Drilling. People are sleeping
Do you understand?
Am I disturbing you?
You don't understand?
I'll use Putonghua
This is...
Wrong timing is the bad thing
- Jo - You're bad
- Right - You know?
Wrong timing, he got wrong timing
He didn't
Calm down, stop yelling
I'm yelling at you
You're bad, you said I had no boobs
So what if I don't?
I didn't say that
Don't touch me
Molester
Where are you taking me?
Jo
- Answer me. Where're you taking me? - Jo
Jo
Help. Where're you taking me?
There. I'm so dizzy
So much fun
Faster
Start over while the moon is full
Eat this on the boat
so you can throw up when you get sick
This is expensive. I'll pay you back
Forget it. Only a fool would trust a gambler
- Bye - See you around
Better not
Thanks
How's my schedule for the next few days?
You're due in Hong Kong at 3
to meet the broker from New York
Let Frank deal with them
I want to stay
I'll tell him
She's not bad, but not quite...
We're buddies,
I know you can't handle this
I checked her out
Her daughter's school is hard to get into
That proves she disciplined her well
They're doing fine without you
You should worry
if you can give her a better life
You had all the girls you liked checked out?
Sorry, this is personal
I do it myself
Let me do my own checking
Sorry to bother you
You again?
I held you in my arms last night
Nonsense
Please listen to me
The manager won't let me fix the lights
My pal's wife is in labor. I filled in for him
and I screwed up
Come to me if you want compensation
I don't want my friend to lose his job
This is my name card. I'm Lin Jiu
I can't think of anything else. Take this
What is it?
Cured chicken from my hometown
Mom said soup with it is good for women
- Please accept it - I don't want it
- Thank you - Thank you
Your handbag is so chic
You can have it
No, thanks
A small white swan
is bathing in the pond
I want to "pad" it
No
Not "pad", it's "pat"
I want to pat it
That's right
Miss Fok
Mr. Ma
I thought you left
We're leaving day after tomorrow
Meet my daughter Queenie
Say hello
Uncle
- Have a seat - OK
- Hi - Hello
Eat this, Mommy made it
What is it?
This is
red bean doughnut, our hometown dish
Try it
You're a good cook
My Mother worked in a factory
I did all the chores at home
Me too, my Mom sold red bean pudding
I was her assistant
Mommy said I must share
Good girl
Mommy wants us to split this
You can eat your half
- OK - Now we both get to eat it
Go ahead, OK?
Yes. Thank you, Uncle
Check please
Wait
This is Sam Ching. Call my assistant Jo
This is Tim
Where the hell are they?
Wong
You seem distracted
What's going on?
Nothing
Tell me, you can count on a friend
My brother crashed his car, he needs cash
Keep this
But...
Don't argue
Drink up
Hello? What?
Your boyfriend?
No
I don't believe you
Dance. Bitch
Manager
I didn't expect to find passionate dancers
in a tiny theatre like this
I'd really like to...
Date them?
That's right
The fat one?
Milan
Good luck
Why?
I can't tell you
Just be careful
Stop it
You're not only a gambler but a lecher
Under the circumstances
this is the normal reaction for a guy
You can't expect me to act like a monk
A monk. That's what you should be
Someone will foot the bill tonight
Ladies
This monk only likes this genie
The other elves can leave now
Just wait and see
Why are you here?
God sent me to come after this genie
Be afraid, be very afraid
No room for you
I'll give him a ride. Don't be stupid
Monk, hold on to the genie
That's right
- We can do worse - Bye
Catch
OK?
- Hi, Phil - Hi, Milan
I added honey, as you've suggested
- Really? - Let me try
- Milan - Hello
- You know everyone? - How are you
How's business?
Hello, Pauline
Have some
Only if you let me pay
- No - If you don't, I'm not coming
No, next time
Join us now for "Follow Your Heart"
Express your love to the one
I'm happy just seeing you walk down the street
How happy could that be?
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them
- Is that true? - Of course
You're in a dry spell,
keep him for yourself
Don't be rude
Ming's peanuts are heavenly
I don't usually eat them but I'll try tonight
Why?
Allegedly, it weakens one's virility
that's why...
But today doesn't count
Yes
I like to eat
I'm really starving
Hunger is the most genuine motivation
How insightful...
Hunger is truly the most genuine motivation
Very good
Take it
Thanks
Thank you, keep the change
Thanks
Why is it so expensive?
I'll pay you back
That's not it
I'm worried you've been had
What kind of wine is this? It's outrageous
It's not that expensive, sir
Can I take this?
No problem
Thanks
This is everything?
Fish and vegetables are enough
I don't eat fish
Fish are like people
Some are good for you, some are bad
Take this turbot, it's ugly
But it is convivial
and has many friends
I can see that this friend of yours
named you his sole beneficiary in his will
You're hard selling him
I'm telling you
Fish have dignity too, just like humans
Trust me
No one asked me to trust them before
Because no one else is nice to you
Eat
Wait
What's the tissue for?
Just in case you throw up
You said it's good, why would I throw up?
Do you want me to trust you or not?
Who's counting?
You're not making a statement
I told you...
nobody asked me to trust them. You're the first, I'll remember that
Really?
OK?
Very OK
You're amazing
You changed me and this fish forever
- Have another bite - Really?
Wait
Is fishbone gone?
How sweet. Your boyfriend?
That'll be my misfortune
No need to raise your voice
Want to call the cops?
Sorry, I drank too much, I can't control myself
So that gave you the right to misbehave?
Cheers
Here you go, thank you
Don't you have a wallet?
I do
This is my savings
I'm saving it for my mother
You paid my bill with your savings?
You called me, that makes me your friend
I don't mind
We're not friends
But I'm still grateful, I have to go
Wait
This is too much
Consider it your tip
I can't take your money
I'm beat, please go
The wine glass
Keep it
Goodbye
This was my turf when I was little
I met all my friends here
including my boyfriend
But some billionaire bought this land
and took out the entire block
There used to be an amusement park
with a rocking horse
I used to ride on it
and play with firecrackers
But that Sam Ching demolished the place
including the horse
That's OK
It's worth dying for, the going rate...
Over $8,000 per sq. Ft. It was 2 x 4 ft.
That's over $64,000
lts death is more dignified than the fish
You're smart
I started working as a teenager
It was tough
Then you shouldn't gamble
I was bored
What kind of guys do you like?
Someone...
like me?
I'm into Rem these day
Get it? Comic books
For the girl he's ever loved
Rem, the Death God got himself killed
The most touching part is that
he didn't even tell the girl he loved her
I think this man is drop dead romantic
What about you?
Me?
It's simple for me
I only want to find a girl
who can truly hear my heart beat
This is fun
It's late
keep your voice down
This is cute
Show me
Hello, Miss Kwok
What do you want?
I'm now a permanent staff
The manager told me to thank you
I had nothing to do with it
No, I should thank you
This is for you, please accept it
What's this now?
7-star tea, my hometown specialty
You're a drinker
this is good for the liver
Stop bringing me your whole town
I'm not, please accept this
I beg of you
OK
Thank you, Miss Kwok
If you need me for anything, just call me
OK, thanks
You should get her a love talisman
Don't be like that
Let's sit down and talk
Have a chat?
- Why not? - Let's go
Hello, sir
- This way - You've been naughty
Benefactor, I cannot take your money
Much obliged, Jiu
Don't waste your life...
on regrettable things
Gambling
Who can SMS in Chinese?
For lateral radicals, press this key
Mr. Ching
The comic books you asked for
I labeled all the pages on Rem
OK, thanks
Just read them to me
How pretty
There's more
I'm proud to say
Sharky regained...
ownership of the theatre
- What happened? - I don't know
The owner came to me
and was more excited than I was
Who's the buyer?
Some arts development organization
This is really weird, but...
high
Cheers
Where are you?
At the theatre celebrating
Congrats. I'm going into battle
Wish me luck
I'll wish you luck if you stop gambling
All the best. Milan
Our rival has learnt the bid price
Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15%
As a major shareholder, I'll think about it
Your blessing is powerful
Drink your soup
Thanks
Drink your soup, Sam
This smells wonderful. You're the best
It's your cured chicken that's wonderful
Really? It was a gift
The greatest good cannot be bought
I don't know, some of his hometown specialty
She's talking about the man
not the chicken
You're naughty
Hello, Miss Kwok
How do you know it's me?
I have caller display
You're my benefactor, I'll remember you
Come off it
I'm always at your disposal,
Miss Kwok
The tea you gave me is delicious, thank you
Let's take another one
Hey, I'm unwell
I don't want to gamble
but I have this urge to go to Macau
Why is that?
Even plastic surgery is not as effective
Heart-shaped eyes and mouth
I've been in love before
Just a few SMS, I don't care
Stop eating, come and stretch
There's only one reason
You sensed my urge to you at night
Boobs and kisses
I'm OK
Big Two is out, we play Nuke the Landlord
Why?
Forjacking up the prices of the land
- What do you do? - These 2 Jokers
Construction
These 2 Jokers... Listen up
Which school did you go to?
2s beat Aces, that's right
- You can play them all at once - Honey
Let's not play cards today
Let's have a chat, OK?
4 of a kind is called the bomb
You can also bomb with the Joker
Are you married?
3 times
- Let's deal the cards - You're kidding
Damn, you little cheat
Don't make me play again, I already quit
Stay for dinner
Sure
Give me that
My husband is a good cook
much better than me at baccarat
You're mean
How do you know where I live?
I work for the FBI. You didn't know?
Take this
What is that?
Dance steps I learnt when I was little
You really like to dance
That's right
Happy or not, I like to dance
That's a good way to let off some steam
What about you?
I chase girls
Happy or not, I like to chase girls
To let off some steam, right?
I want it too
No
Not even a sip
But I want one
Me too
We'll continue after dinner
I made chrysanthemum tea
I roasted the cashews myself
- That much? - Try them
Alcohol turns my Aunt into a zombie
So we continue here after intermission
No, I can't get drunk
You're naughty... bringing me here
- Peanuts? - No
Not tonight
Why not? Is your brain upside down?
Upside down?
What?
Boobs
What?
Boobs
Boobs and kisses
That's lewd and retarded
You're beyond salvage
- Me? Lewd and retarded? - Boobs and kisses
See for yourself
Who's lewd? Me or you?
- See? - Right
- It's from my phone - That's right
I would never write something so gross
Precisely
That's why I was misled
You're retarded. I would never write that
- Chihuahua - What?
She played ajoke on me
Chihuahua played ajoke on you?
No, the joke is on me
Now I don't know what to do
Damn
I'll have to settle this by myself
OK
Stay back
Give me time to calm down
OK?
Don't look at me like that
Stop looking at me like that
You'll drive me crazy
Stop it
Well?
So I'm lewd
I usually make the move
Miss Kwok, this is Lin Jiu
I know you're back but don't wanna intrude
Regards, Lin Jiu
- Miss Kwok - Damn, my keycard
I'm always a mess when I see you
What's this?
I prayed for a love talisman for you
It's a good sign
Why did you do that?
Because I think you're very nice
Actually, the figure isn't everything
You're still a good person
It's alright, really
Do you know of a place in Taipa
somewhere secluded to play yoyo?
- Why? - I used to have a favorite yoyo
When my Mom found out
she thought it was a waste of time
She gave it away
Behind every famous man, there's a woman
Behind every pervert, there's his mother
This is for you
Why?
Why do you always ask why?
Do you have a dream?
- Of course - Right?
Let me show you
What does it look like?
- A meteor - A meteor, OK
What do you do when you see a meteor?
- Make a wish - You make a wish?
Get ready. Hurry
Com'on
I want to go learn dancing in USA
OK, good
- Tired? - I'm fine
Queenie trusts me
You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter
I'm willing to keep on doing it
I have something for you too
The legendary...
dream rings
OK?
Isn't it a pleasant surprise?
Thank you
She's a croupier
She's a dancer
She's an ordinary girl
She didn't spend your money
You learnt to SMS in Chinese because of her
She's the kind you marry
But honestly
when she know you're Sam Ching, can she handle that?
That's what I'm asking you
You think it'll work for us?
With your full support, this should work
Thank you
What the hell is this?
I'm just checking up on you
Any progress? You did this?
Where do you go after work?
People say food is great in Macau
I don't know where to go
so I'm looking for company...
You forgot your phone?
This is for you
Goodbye
I'm sorry, Miss Kwok. I let you down
I'm fired
You've been naughty
Thank you
You're welcome. You reminded me
to be nice to those who are nice to me
I have to tell you, I own this land
the hotel where you work and the theatre
I'm the billionaire
Sam Ching
I'm here, Shannon
You're early. Queenie gets out at noon
Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy
It sounds like you're surrounded by women
Are you jealous?
- Or you think people... - Hi,
- will talk? - welcome
I have to go. I have a visitor, bye
Bye
Her mother is looking for someone rich
How else can she upgrade herself?
Grooming herself for it is nothing
Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny
I picked out some gifts for you to send her
No, she doesn't want them
Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant
You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks
a $84 fish...
deserves a dignified death
I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you
Why do you say that?
Because you're in love whole-heartedly
And why do you say that?
Normally, you won't waste a minute
But you've been waiting for two days
You taught me to give her time
That's what I'm doing
Let me teach you something else
Love is tolerance and patience
I wouldn't dare teach you anything
But if you love him, tell him
He's an honest bloke
You're too weird, no one can read your mind
This is serious
What happened?
He is filthy rich, Sharky
Who am I? I'm nobody
What will people think of me?
You tell me
I'm a croupier, a dancer
If people say I'm taking advantage of him
I'd go berserk and hit to kill
He's super rich and I'm super broke
You know what...
I don't want
people to say
If you call yourself a whore
that will make him yourjohn
You'll be a perfect match then
If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke
Billionaires like him are under pressure too
Come
1, 2, 3, 4
Hurry, hurry up. Let's go.
Wounderful.
Hurry, more energy.
Jiu
Good evening, Miss Kwok
What happened? You said you needed this job
This is a mess
I'm sorry, I know
I'm not good enough
If you know that, why did you mess it up?
I didn't
- Why didn't you follow the pattern? - I'm not good enough but I love you
What did you say?
I'm talking about the pattern
So...
So am I
No, what did you just say?
Nothing
- I'm asking you - I'm sorry, Miss Kwok
Can't you say that again?
The Wicked Witch strikes again
Sorry, I screwed up
Wrong number. Milan
It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice
You're mine. Sam
I have 3 questions for you
No, answer my 3 questions instead
Do you love her?
Yes
Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend
Don't mind me, just carry on
Hi
It's OK, unless you think we're in the way
No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth
What have we done to make you feel that way?
You seem like Wicked Witch to me
As if you can curse me with just one look
As if you'll throw a punch or a kick
to get rid of me
You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch
You're so looking good
- You're a lady killer - Excuse us
I bet you don't need me
Have you eaten?
Yes
But I have to go now
- Why? - I...
Staff is not entitled to this type of service
I snuck in
We'll go somewhere else
- No, that's stupid - What?
You own this hotel. Why go somewhere else?
Shall I fire you?
Good, fire me
I can really do that
- Go ahead, make the call - I'm for real
Can't take ajoke?
It might be ajoke this time
But you can really get me fired, Boss
What makes you think I'm so scary?
I know you need getting used to
I promise I won't try to change you
I'm still your Gambler, OK?
OK?
OK
Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses
I've taken off more than I put on these days
My poor feet
Sorry, wrong room
Meet my Mom and my ex
The first one
You like erotic dance?
For a living or for pleasure?
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